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fifth period chinese

When four or five guys team up on a single girl and sexually harass her until she begins to secretly cut the back of their scrotums until their testicles dangle out of the back of their pants
Hey, you wanna do me on a chinese bed
Not until fifth period chinese
by foooswagga February 9, 2010
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Chinese Cheeks

When asian whore fucks your limp dick. She opens her legs like shes about to pee but her ching chong sucks onto your soft phallus and wiggles it.
Man: while on business in bangkok i was lost in pattaya when in a public urinal a prostitute forced her Chinese Cheeks on my cock.
Women: your kidding right?
Man: No. i didn't pay her.
by nun that October 25, 2009
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Chinese fart

After a series of large scale fireworks have been lit up and presented, a rancid smell usually is the product of this entertainment due to the production of fireworks mainly in China. Therefore, it is called the Chinese fart.
Ugh, after the fireworks display there was a massive Chinese fart that everyone could sense.
by XXyeah_it's_meXX July 5, 2011
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chinese gooseberry

A sexual act upon which a man shits, places a bit on his finger and rubs it on a woman's clitoris, whilst she screams.
I gave her a right good chinese gooseberry last night, she was screaming.
by bigazzamax December 19, 2011
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Chinese Cock-Trap

A Chinese Cock-Trap is when two males get so intoxicated (the only way this would be fathom able) and decide to play this game. One male inserts half of a Q-Tip in his erected penis then the other male shoves the other half in his erect penis. Then in one motion both males thrust backwards: the male with the Q-Tip remaining in their penis is the declared winner.
Dude, Crist and Matt got into an argument the other night while they were drinking. So they played Chinese Cock-Trap and Matt totally pwned Crist.
by Dawned Upon December 20, 2010
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A Chinese Wake-up call

when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.
mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call
by sleeves November 27, 2007
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