A day that I I arrived at school at EXACTLY 7:00am and D'anne Kigler forgot to wear as kermit the frong shirt-but it still turned out well :)
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May 5th. It is celibrated by the american communist party and is a day on which they protest economic explotation and is also used for special events. Carl Marx was born on May 5, 1818.
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by Boristhespider12 June 17, 2010
Get the Birthday Kiss mug.1.) The most horrific thing you could ever find out that your girlfriend was on before you met her if she is your first bareback. The single handed most mentally destructive piece of information a man could ever permanantly burden himself with.
2.) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.
2.) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.
Me : Dude my gf told me she was on birth control with her last two extremely long term bfs before I met her, now my mind is plagued with thoughts of semen gushing out of her snatch every time I get near it.
Bystander : dump that cum dumpster?
Bystander : dump that cum dumpster?
by poortourcheredsoul October 7, 2010
Get the birth control mug.1. The nickname of Vancouver Canucks forward Todd Bertuzzi.
2. A drunk, overpaid NHL star who likes to party at the Roxy and punch people in the back of the head.
2. A drunk, overpaid NHL star who likes to party at the Roxy and punch people in the back of the head.
John: Lets go to a bar or something.
Mark: How about the Roxy?
John: Ok.
Later that night...
John: Look, there's Todd Bartuzzi.
Mark: BAAAAARTUZZI!!!
(Mark gets punched in the back of the head)
Mark: How about the Roxy?
John: Ok.
Later that night...
John: Look, there's Todd Bartuzzi.
Mark: BAAAAARTUZZI!!!
(Mark gets punched in the back of the head)
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1.) The end result of one's foolishness during sexual intercourse.
2.) To refer to one's offspring.
1.) The end result of one's foolishness during sexual intercourse.
2.) To refer to one's offspring.
Forget it dude, she's got a bioturd!
Don't forget to grab the bioturd seat!
John and Mary were so happy to bring their bioturd home from the hospital.
Don't forget to grab the bioturd seat!
John and Mary were so happy to bring their bioturd home from the hospital.
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