wife beater

A man who knows what needs to be done to keep the sandwiches flowing and the kitchen running smoothly

That wife beater there always brings the best sandwiches to work, his wife isn't a lazy whore like ours are

by Go fuck yourself with glass April 2, 2009

Justin beaver

justin beaver is a mythical creature that uses its tail while singing highly to disorient and kill its prey. which is unaffective on any creature around age 11-14, or prostitues.

uh oh, i thought i spotted a justin beaver hiding in my closet.

by holy_shit_its_a_cow January 16, 2011

wife beater

Stella Artois beer. Presumably because people who drink it beat their wives.

A pint of wife beater, please, barman!

by Bee January 28, 2005

Beaver

Beaver in reference to a vagina. A lightly tufted python goblin.

"Jim: Honey, will you get your beaver over here to devour my python?"
"Sarah: Snake your way ever 'ere big boy, my lightly tufted python goblin will make your one eyed python wish it was never circumsized!"

by F;edermaus187 February 3, 2005

beaver slap

When a woman takes her overly-loose pussy lips and binds them together with yarn. After her lips are bound, she then proceeds to "slap" them against her partner's eye in a backhanded motion until one of her partner's eyes swells completely shut...arrrrgh...pirate style!

The impact of Jenny's beaver slap rendered Jerry's right eye useless.

by assclown23 April 3, 2003

beater

1. A wigger, a white thug or gangster. Mostly associated with being fake or a joke. A beater doesn't necessarily have to be white, He/She can be from any race, it all depends on the dress code and the attitude.

2. Can be used in combination with other words such as "Gino-Beater" and "Hockey-Beater"

1. hahahahahah, K-Fed is such a beater!

2. That guy Anthony from high school was a big time gino-beater!

by Bobby Wham October 16, 2006

Beaner

That thing you don't want on your lawn

Beaners can overcome many obstacles, just look at the Rio Grande

by jojo4456 April 10, 2008