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justin beaver is a mythical creature that uses its tail while singing highly to disorient and kill its prey. which is unaffective on any creature around age 11-14, or prostitues.

uh oh, i thought i spotted a justin beaver hiding in my closet.

by holy_shit_its_a_cow January 14, 2011

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