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Bone Apple Teething

An extremely rare form of comedy that includes a process of which someone purposely misspells certain arrangements of words to sound like a similar but incorrect word to where it makes no sense, but it's similar enough to put together and know what they mean. It is derived from someone trying to say the phrase, "Bon appétit" and spelling it incorrectly.

The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.

Some examples could
Person 1: "I have lack toast and toddler ants, so I can't drink milk."

Person 2: "The hell?"

Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"

Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"
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'it only took him 5 minutes to re-bone - a world record'

'have you re-boned yet??? i want some more'
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