Cruisers Almanac

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by Cruisers Almanac December 12, 2018

Jimmy & Amanda

Jameson & Ginger

I’d like to order a Jimmy & Amanda ...

by Chef Marco July 7, 2019

Retard amanDa

A girl 15 - 17 that sometimes has tiny boobies, and is in remedial classes. She lied on the retard test to get easier classes. She doesn’t like bbc, and only likes white pp.

big foot - “amanda look at this boy”
Retard amanDa - “oh! is he white??”

big foot - “no? stupid retard”
Retard amanDa - “oh then i don’t want to see him hehe” *talks to malnourished white man with mommy issues*

by yugen🔪 November 20, 2019

okay amanda

During the Black Lives Matter movement, Amandas have attempted to make their voices heard in a big way. They are white and are Millenials. They drink craft beer and have hipster boyfriends. They wear t-shirts that say "fuck racism" and they march in BLM rallies with their friends, then they comment on social media posts and speak defiantly for the black community, when they've lived their whole lives in the burbs and have never even driven past an urban housing project. They get into countless arguments on the subject of race, yet they have no possible way of relating to the plight of black people. An Amanda just wants you to know that all white people are racists if they do not agree with everything she says, even though when asked to define "racist," she draws a blank.

Amanda:"But people of color think..."
"Okay Amanda"

by CrustyNickel July 6, 2020

Sara Almani

She's kind and beautiful. She is also the sweetest human being on the planet. Sara hates to disappointing people and if she befriends you you're the luckiest person on the planet.

"who was that?"
"Oh that was Sara Almani"
"wow she's great"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Tim Alman

Man who falls in love quickly.
He is such a Alman...
Quickly girls run from that Alman... My friend dated a Alman he was so rude...

That Tim is such a sex pest....

That man is annoying he is such a pest he must be a Tim Alman.

by Donchi September 18, 2020

the amanda

when somone is hat asf, like damn that’s the amanda, SO SEXY OMG

“Wow that’s defiantly the amanda of the group

by yesqueen January 13, 2021