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april 26

Kiss a girl/guy day or national kiss day. Kiss someone on April 26 then you will be blessed.
National kiss day is coming up. On April 26 it is national kiss day this means you have to kiss some one doesn’t matter who.
by Hanndyss??)4: May 30, 2018
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april 13

on april 13 its national make out day so get with your loved one and pucker up
hey did you hear apil 13 is national make out day. so April 13 = make out day
by jerry sinefield April 13, 2019
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April 20th

On April 20th, everyone named Nick needs to lose their Vl’s. (Virgin Lips)
“Hey nick have you had your first kiss?”
Not yet, I’m a Vl.”
“Well Saturday is April 20th so I’ll take them from you”
by Gary Winthorp6969 April 18, 2019
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April Fools

April Fools is a fine piece of pornography starring man bun dontay where a man says that he has a pain on his leg but is was actually his pp and he got his step sister to jerk him off. his sister got naked in his bed THE NEXT DAY. he fricked her bum hol and he said "ugh this is so wrong" and she said "making me touch your cock on the couch was not wrong" and in his defence he said "you didn't even touch it" they decided to frik some more. his pp fell out when she was jirating on his pp. i got scared because i thought that she had a shlong. man bun dontay said "fuck get back in there" when he was about to cum he told he to get off and she said no then he said "oh god" he flinged in her coochie and then text came up saying "oops you missed the best part"
i love the porno april fools
by shaan simp May 12, 2020
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April 2nd

National beat up men who think rape is funny day!<3
Hey, Its April 2nd!! Now where tf is John. 😐
by April 2nd! April 12, 2021
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April 21

April 21 used to say I what to fight you

Teacher why are there so many fights

Student it is April 21 aka fight day
by The big boy April 19, 2021
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April 1

The birthday of people who are jokes
Karen: I heard you were born on April 1?
Beatrice: Yes, why?
Karen: Because you are a total joke!
by Parker Czirjak November 8, 2019
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