by TurboPhoenix October 21, 2011
by rebeccam September 08, 2006
by SquiggleTheBlack October 07, 2008
To attempt to participate in a conversation while still listening to headphones in one ear, in an attempt to look cool and aloof. The action often generates contempt for the half-speaker.
by Fukwit Fred January 17, 2006
Noun.
A person who is not very smart
Derived from a man only shooting half of his load into a woman's vagina, and the resulting child being half of what it could have been.
A person who is not very smart
Derived from a man only shooting half of his load into a woman's vagina, and the resulting child being half of what it could have been.
"What a half-load, he keeps trying the same trick and falling on his face."
"I'm ready to go, but this half-load is still in the shower"
"I was playing against a bunch of half-loads on COD last night, I won 20 games in a row"
"I'm ready to go, but this half-load is still in the shower"
"I was playing against a bunch of half-loads on COD last night, I won 20 games in a row"
by Clifford2013 January 11, 2013
Half calf can be one of two things. One thing can be when you are trying to cut back on straight caffiene coffee so you get half decaffe half regular or when your penis has half a boner but its not all the way there , so its also half soft.
Mom:yeah ive been having way to much regular coffee lately
Son: why dont u get a half calf?
or
I wanted her to keep sucking me off but i couldnt because i only had a fucking half calf after i came into her mouth!
Son: why dont u get a half calf?
or
I wanted her to keep sucking me off but i couldnt because i only had a fucking half calf after i came into her mouth!
by massivemanner July 08, 2009
When wearing sweatpants on a bus and the vibrations get an erection started, but you keep your cool, ultimately making your package look huge in the sweatpants. This is common on campus buses.
Girl 1: Oh my gawd, did you see Johnny's package?!
Girl 2: Don't get your hopes up. That was just a half dog from the bus ride.
Girl 1: I'll let him hit it anyways. I've been on a dry spell.
Johnny: I hope Girl 1 saw my half dog. I've been riding the bus all morning waiting for the right time to show it off in my new sweat pants.
Girl 2: Don't get your hopes up. That was just a half dog from the bus ride.
Girl 1: I'll let him hit it anyways. I've been on a dry spell.
Johnny: I hope Girl 1 saw my half dog. I've been riding the bus all morning waiting for the right time to show it off in my new sweat pants.
by IU Buses March 25, 2014