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German Cock Flu

A term created by Michael Colarusso Jr. German cock flu or “GCF” is a term that covers any and all sicknesses or viral infections of any kind.
“Yo bro, are you sick?” “Yeah man I came down with a rough case of German Cock Flu man”
by Nickcola2000 November 11, 2025
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Lizard Cock

When a man’s penis has eczema, resembling scales making it appear like a lizard.
When holding a lizard, the man couldn’t differentiate between the scaly, dry reptile and his penis. He then realized he had a sever case of the “Lizard Cock”
by Drewski! December 30, 2025
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Carolina cock carrot

The act of digging up a fresh carrot sticking it up your ass taking it out and making carrot cake with it
Hey Alex did you make that Carolina cock carrot the other day?!
by Kashass67 January 13, 2026
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rocked their cock

When you own somebody or do something greater than another.
by Aggy117 May 22, 2009
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Chip off the cock

When ones father and son are both getting more action then there wife/Girl friend.
Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?

No what.

They both got caught cheating.

Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.
by K-town-CA August 12, 2011
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to much cock on the block

When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.
Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block
by Jackiebird23 December 25, 2013
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Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.
"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"
by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014
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