Swimmer's ear

When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)

Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear

by Brett Short November 20, 2010

Nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys

An overused joke used by redditors/bandkids to reference a MTV show called Clone High. This show is "ok" but they praise it to be the best thing to ever walk gods green Earth.

*Sees JFK Clone High meme for the millionth time* go to comments and its almost guaranteed that a bandkid/redditor made the comment," nothing bad ever happened to the Kennedys". This is done for easy likes from other humorless saps.

by Regular person#4643461 September 20, 2020

5 hour energy

The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.

Becky pleased Scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.

"Becky, please just suck my dick!"

"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"

For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.

by Nayr and Nagem April 3, 2009

elton john

the gayist piano player to ever play. Usually like to
a. play the piano
b. suck cock
c. suck some more cock
and d. suck some even more cock

elton john can suck my cock (actually i take that back he probally will)

by M. lawrence February 9, 2007

explode

Exploding is what I do ALL THE TIME. It also means to burst, or pop. Explosions occur in many movies, explosions often break a serious scene into an action scene.

H01Y sh17!!1 7h47 totally sw33+ ninja and Robert Hamburger just EXPLODED!!!!!!!111

by Master_stghm June 17, 2005

EOD

Acronym for End of Day. Its prevalent among few corporate communities(like iflex solutions, India), used to denote end of the official working hours(like 5:30pm) for a day.

The project report should be submitted to the project office by EOD 23 March 2005.

by Nirmal Kumar March 20, 2005

EMP

EMP = Empire

A group that moderates the Gay & Bi chat room on Stickam.com. Known for the Extremely intelligent rantings of their leader, Emporor Dominar.

EMP=Empire. We moderate this chat room and do other fun stuff.

by Morph26 April 4, 2009