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how did you get this search but you must be very bored

"qscefbthmukoazwdvrgnyjilp" says person 1 "your the most bored person in the world" says person 2 "i know" says person 1

by bored discoverer December 2, 2020

Nakamoto Yuta

Nakamoto Yuta is a talented member of the kpop supergroup, NCT, and deserves only the best things in the world.

Person: Omg, who is that NCT member who absolutely slayed that choreo and gave stellar vocals?
Ai: That's Nakamoto Yuta, go stan him
Person: I will!

by ajapanesemanswhore December 2, 2020

Sungchan

Sungchan is a kpop star known for his long legs. The word Sungchan is often used when describing someone who goes beyond expectations or has massively long legs(like a spider but attractive).

A: "Did you see that boy in our English lecture?"
B: "Yeah he was a total Sungchan!"
A: "IKR! those legs were taller than a small child.."
B: "Classic Sungchan."

by jeyoudhkdlvm December 2, 2020

Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.

Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Jizz guts

A cutesy, publically acceptable, pet name for your girlfriend, after you drop a load in her.

Have a good day at work jizz guts, I'm gonna go back to sleep until about 4pm so please bring back something good for dinner.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Meliodas

Captain of the 'The Seven Deadly Sins' & main character of the anime/manga of the same name, looks like a kid, was born in BC, he's older than your family tree and mine combined. The most wonderful, hot, cute, handsome, badass, caring and kind shorty demon out there, 3k years ago, he was the hot scary leader or the ten commandments in the demon clan, until he found the girl of his life, a goddess, and betrayed his clan to find a solution with her to stop the ongoing futile war, but their parents said sike, and cursed them both in the nastiest way, my guy now can't die and he has to witness his love die over and over again if she remembers who he and she are, give me a moment to cry please...okay, to make it short, this sun boi is the definition of 'perfect husband', faithful, loving, doting and protective hubby, little shit is a good actor tho, no one can get the truth from him, not even mind readers, his backstory is revealed much more later. In his demon form he's super duper hot too, cute & hot, 2 in 1...perfect isn't it?

In short, I'll gladly sell myself for free for him, this hoe turned me into the biggest simp, do I regret it tho? not in the slightest.

Someone: whoa, the sun is way too bright today!

Me: it's midnight, and it's not the sun, it's just Meliodas being wonderful again...

by Theteaservice December 4, 2020

mark blaj fart sec

mark blaj fart secs is a legend dating all the way back to the ice age it is rumoured that his dad fart secsed the ice away and his so was born aka mark Blaj he inserted a tube into his and then into his son mark blaj and blew the most powerful fart secs into his and transferred his powers into him

did you see the mark blaj fart secs yet?

by yupppa December 6, 2020