Armchair Expert

Someone who acts like they know the ins and outs of a sport despite never having actually participated in it and having accrued all of their knowledge of the game from watching matches on TV.

Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.

Man 1: "How is he not getting to that ball?!"
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.

by FF29 September 12, 2020

Four eyes

Is an insult and not a joke

Don't call friends four eyes.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

Source of all evil

Sony. Nuff said.

by Cameron M August 11, 2003

I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting

You suck cock or don’t like vagina at all

I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting for cock

by I don’t like vagina May 4, 2018

Euro

A car imported from Europe and tuned to the max. Not a Ricer but a Euro. Euro has a higher status but a European car can become a Ricer if its driver is a dumbass piece of shit.

"Dude, get that magazine, Euro Tuner."

"Look at that Euro, tight."

by Enzo Ferelli April 9, 2005

Cake Eaters

A person (usually of UK origin) who doen't have a clue about the Italian culture.

Cake eaters believe Bruschetta is pronounced Brew-shet-a. It's Bru-sket-a or simply Sket-a.

by Darren Scala October 25, 2003

Nigger earned my bike

Just one step forward of "niggah stole my bike".
When a black man (colored person) Steals you're bike from,
You're lawn, Backyard or even from you're bare bottom.
If the colored person takes the bike and jumps it over a dragon fire pit swarming with plenty of dragons lands on one of the dragons eat, curb stomps it them has all the female dragons get attracted to him.
The niggah. Will then earn you're bicylce.

Do not worry you nigguh.
You earned my bike.

Or

Nigger earned my bike.

by DustinYoung June 28, 2008