Zeroaccess

1.An annoying rootkit that is running rampant on the internet.
It may do the following things to your computer.
-Disable Anti-virus protection
-Modify registry keys
-Disable security center
-Disable internet connection
-Block access to well known anti-virus sites
-Install Fake Anti-viruses.
-Steal your money (So much for your bank account.)
This rootkit is a big pain in the ass to remove and may require a reformat, or 10 hours removing it via kaspersky Rescue disk. It's spreading as fast as the H1N1 could say oh shit. It is also called Sirefef by some people.

Have you heard of zeroaccess? It costed me to reformat my computer.

by Sir Terry September 29, 2012

Zennin

Means "good people" in Japanese, and they really are! Some of the most badass people you'll meet will be named Zennin...If you're lucky enough.

Dude, I fucking love Zennin!

by AlliWall October 18, 2011

Zervaan

A badass motherfucker who fucks hoes all day long.

Jdog: yo that pimp is a zervaan
D-man: yo dawg he be fuckin hoes all day

by SodaCans August 1, 2012

Zenzie

The awesomest person you will ever meet. She loves to write books and take pictures. She is really good at sports. Her humor is kind of stupid but she loves making inside jokes with friends. Zenzies are extremely rare and if you find one you better make friends with her or you will miss an opportunity of your life. They love chocolate and they are fun to hang out with. The are always honest. If you knock her down she will get back up but she will never forgive you. So be careful if you meet one.

Guy 1- Omg did you see that new girl? She is so awesome!
Guy 2- Oh yeah her name is zenzie! Have you ever met one?!
Guy 1- no but I got her # I'm gonna see if we can hang out sometime! She seems awesome!

by Claire Barr February 10, 2013

zero to one

An act of creation that is singular and results in something fresh and strange.

A: Paypal succeeded in bringing together email and money.
B: "Zero to One!"

by Heisenberg01 February 5, 2015

Zero Tweet

The origins of a tweet on Twitter.

Once Urban Dictionary approves "Zero Tweet" as the Word of the Day, I will Zero Tweet this out over Twitter to my legions of followers to re-tweet and favor.

by Ski25 June 21, 2015

Zenepith

1. The point at which your DVR catches up to real time programming (via fast forwarding)
2. The state of being in sync with live television, while viewing a program on a DVR or other streaming medium, which continues to record while you catch up

1. "Please dont text me any updates from the Redskins game. I'm starting late and will not have reached the zenepith for another 20 minutes or so!"

by c.o_any March 5, 2016