toasted weiner

A person giving another person a blowjob by the camp fire.

Stephanie gave Jon a toasted weiner on their camping trip.

by Sbden12 May 20, 2023

Pre-Weiner

The need/anticipation for penetration and/or the excitement to be "dicked down" by an appealing individual thats been leading you on all night.

"Giiiiiiiiirl! That dark chocolate man been giving me that pre-weiner all night. I can't wait to get back to his mom's house"

-Adverb- "This fuck boy been pre-weining me all night."

-Verb- "Hey dude, two tequilas, I'm about the pre-wein tf out this ho"

by Straight_wasteD June 27, 2023

fake weeder

a person who claims to smoke weed but actually doesn't.

man, that freeps guy is a real fake weeder, you know?

by king_D__ July 3, 2023

slender weiner

A term used to define a condition affecting men who live in the Chicago area. The condition is common amongst people named Brad and is considered a long term condition.

Wow Brad sure has a Slender weiner!

Look at Brad go he is a real slender weiner.

by JDUB59 July 12, 2023

Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted

"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"

by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023

Toxic Weiner

A way to refer to a group of male exes.

Oh my exes, they're toxic weiners

by Dr. Delarney November 21, 2023

wiggly weiner

the best group of people youll ever meet.

man i wish i could be apart of the wiggly weiners.

by CLUMBSY LEMMONS January 2, 2024