russian cum waffle 

When your fucking a chick and she shits on your waffle and it makes you cum on the waffle and you now have the breakfeast.

My girlfirend asked me for a russian cum waffle in the morning so i gave it to her.

russian cum waffle by 2pptoulchs May 5, 2018

Alabama hot waffle 

The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.

“Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”

Alabama hot waffle by Yeller teller January 8, 2021

Cleveland hot waffle 

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket

The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

Cleveland hot waffle by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

Blue Waffle 

nasty, diseased vagina. Its blue/green in color and full of pus. Caused by being a complete whore.

Brenda Moser has a blue waffle.
Thats just nasty.

Blue Waffle by donttouchthat May 21, 2011

eggo waffle 

The bestest most awesomest microwavable/toaster-able pre-made waffle that was ever created. they come in a yellow box. kinda like spongebob, but without the talking and the living underwater part.

yet even though you can microwave them, they are way better toasted. microwaves just ruin the eggo waffle and make it gross and soggy.

Tom once ate an Eggo Waffle, and said "dios mio! man, these things are delicious!"

eggo waffle by .,.,.,. April 28, 2008

Soggy Waffle Fucker 

1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.

Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker

We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.

Soggy Waffle Fucker by Gund-Ulfr December 9, 2008

shit waffle 

this is a derogatory term used for anyone who has commited any sort of offense against you

you sir, are a shit waffle

shit waffle by Tobs July 26, 2005