Turtle'd

When you think you're home free, but you get blindsided from no where,& BAM!!!! You are totally fucked!!!

"Hey did you hear that Corey got turtled last night?" Yes!!!!, Its a horrible feeling to get turtle'd

by Caught up, in a spot, pinched August 20, 2019

turtle glove

when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it

I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it

by wobblebeard November 21, 2019

Turtled

When you have a small dick and shrinkage. Your dick creeps so you have little hang and mostly head. Very much like a turtle’s head hiding in it’s shell.

My bathroom has a draft from the fan and I’m always turtled when I’m getting into the shower

by Richard Smalls January 31, 2020

Turtle girl

A female or male that is obsessed with turtles until the end of time.

Tristen is such a turtle girl.

by RALLY BOYO February 9, 2020

Turtle

Fucking slow pieces of flesh that use my plastic straws

Me:Fuck turtles!

by Spring time July 7, 2020

Turtle Bay Boy

A turtle bay boy is a Justin Beiber/ talk dark and Hanson type boy, will wear jeans and a nice shirt out or a fleece top and probably enjoys playing golf and will always send emojis in a message like a year 8.

Radiates major fuck boy vibes though but gets away with it by having a cute smile

“He’s so cute I wanna get his number”
“Careful with him...proper turtle bay boy vibes”

by Etrap July 26, 2020

Turtle nesting

When you are buried in the sand on the beach with your ass only out; getting fucked while sounding like a sea turtle.

After we turtle nesting we crawled back up shore.

by Bomb2dashell August 1, 2020