Turtle'd

When you think you're home free, but you get blindsided from no where,& BAM!!!! You are totally fucked!!!

"Hey did you hear that Corey got turtled last night?" Yes!!!!, Its a horrible feeling to get turtle'd

by Caught up, in a spot, pinched August 20, 2019

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Turtle'd

Man lying on his back and putting his knees against his chest and pushing his penis downward between his legs and having his girl reverse cow girl ride him,her ass bouncing against his hamstrings,she is on all fours. Turtle'd

i turtle'd this girl so hard the other night, her ass was bouncing on my hamstrings, my penis being extended downward felt amazing. She got turtle'd!! ....i looked like a turtle who flipped on his shell.

by Litotopnotch November 23, 2011

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Ninja turtle'd

When four niggas gangbang a white chick

Damn my nigga! Daquan , Demetrius, Tyrone and the neighborhood plug ninja turtle'd Lauren!

by Brosocrates August 27, 2015

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Ninja turtle’d

When 4 brothers or coworkers bang a fat white chick that lives on a reserve.

I want you 3 and Raphaël to come back tonight. I want to get ninja turtle’d

by Yipyepbrown October 29, 2022

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turtle dumpkin

(also spelled turdle dumpkin) a massive bowel movement resembling the shape of a turtle.

"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"

"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."

by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. August 12, 2017

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Turtle Dicking

When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out

Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office

by jackwagonjoe November 13, 2020

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ninja turtle drunk

A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.

Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.

by MattyP603 November 11, 2013

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