That Evil Trainer

An innocent person, who technically ruins the life of someone he/she knows. This definition is based after the very sad and eerie tale of Gary's Raticate.

Guy 1: Man, even though Gary Oak is a real meanie, I actually feel sorry for the guy. I mean, he's had his innocence stolen, his dreams crushed, and the love of his grandfather ultimately stolen away. All by that evil Trainer.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's really mean. *gets on knees and looks up at the sky* Curse you Trainer! Why would you do this to your rival? YOUR INNOCENT RIVAL?!?!?!?!?!?

by BulbaHomebrew March 16, 2013

louisiana doo doo train

A Louisiana doo doo train is when a person eats a big rack of bbq ribs then poops into someone elses butt, then that person poops on the first persons chest.

Its like 2 girls 1 cup but without vomit and you poop in to the persons butthole then get all that poop on your chest thus making it into the Louisiana doo doo train.

by Jamaal "blackhole" blackman December 9, 2013

japanese bullet train

Another way of saying diarrhea.

"Oh No! I feel as if the Japanese Bullet Train is coming to town! Get me to a toilet, quick!"

by Perskakras December 19, 2014

Guatemalan steam train

When someone peels a jalepeño and inserts it into their partner's rectum, and then sucks out the jalepeño. The resulting spicyness will cause the persons rectum to smoke, resembling a steam train.

Mary: You want to spice up the bedroom?
Bobby: Yeah, let's do the Guatemalan Steam Train!

by Fsuaded January 13, 2016

taking the nope train

A MEME you use when posting your extreme disgust or disagreement with some one's post on Facebook or Twitter

When Hillary Clinton asked Bernie Sanders supporters to vote for her during the 2016 Presidential election more than 95% of his hard core supporters were taking the Nope Train to Fuck This shitsville

by Mister Spock 95 March 1, 2017

a woman does a train

a woman that has sex with biker gang, doing a train

a woman does a train after meeting mc club a at bar, bikers enjoy the ride

by traveler 11 March 31, 2017

Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017