A Tooth Fairy

While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.

My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.

by Greg from The Committee April 19, 2021

Elephant toothpaste

Is my name.

My name is Elephant toothpaste
Cool?
Good.

by Elephant toothpaste October 16, 2021

whipping toots

When your masochistic Twitter sub purposely misbehaves in order to be punished. And you tweet a gif of whipping or other sort of punishment in order to pretend that you are angry.

That Toots keeps on egging me on with silly tweets, so I was busy all morning whipping toots.

by Rootsthatclutch January 27, 2022

Taiwanese Toothbrush

A scatological activity where one person defecates on a toothbrush and has their partner brush their teeth with it.

Person 1: "Want to try the Taiwanese Toothbrush?"
Person 2: "Sure, but we're not using my toothbrush."

by HeartFailure March 10, 2022

Arkansas Toothpick

Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.

“Man, Tracy got drunk and wanted an Arkansas toothpick last night. Cops showed up.”

by Jimmy The Clown March 14, 2022

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

cabbage patch tooth

its a rotted tooth that expels reminiscent of the taste and smell of boiled cabbage

That girl I was on a date with had the kiss of a cabbage patch tooth

by sharmeanie December 15, 2011