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A VERY talented musician who once created great masterpieces such as (Rectangle) and (Penis) which are part of his SEVERLY underrated Alphabet albums. He has the voice of an angel that can sooth any crying soul. Genuinely one of the greatest artists of his time.
Are you listening to Reflection by "Dictionary Dave"?! That's some of his best work!
by Bumpmynucks July 21, 2022
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Dave

To evacuate a large amount of waste; to dump
I need to take a huge Dave
by Bildo June 15, 2022
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Dave Leathers

An individual so sexually deviant he Jacks off in the ladies room, ask other guys if he can help them jack off, brags about jacking off with both hands to every guy at Davis College, and had sex with his own mom
Dave Leathers is more sexually deviant then Glenn Quagmire
by CrotchDocter87 July 21, 2019
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Dave Mustainetitis

It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”
You tried to take his balls…..”

-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis
by Vechiles4chldren April 25, 2024
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maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
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Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.
When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.
by Fruitloop72 November 4, 2021
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Dave Furnell

One who’s socks always have holes in.
“wow that guys socks have a lot of holes in them!”

“he must be a dave furnell!”
by cowboy opts October 19, 2020
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