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Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.

When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.

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An unfortunate event in which the woman you marry takes the role as the male of the house and leaves you looking like a bitch.

After the wedding, the groom knew he fell for the Laughlin Exchange when the bride forced him to partake in sexual intercourse involving a strap-on.

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