italian caviar

a long chain of garlic in the shape of corn on the cobb

do you want to get some italian caviar?

by Eiddam Daiquirious January 3, 2017

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italian fisting

Just watch any Bud Spencer movie.

A: "I enjoy a good old italian fisting!"

B: "Hell yeah, I love Bud Spencer too!"

by Tigerbelly January 17, 2017

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italian love

When you slap someone and then when their head is turned backhand them

My mom gave me Italian love when I didn't do my homework

by iPhone lover January 26, 2017

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Person who enjoys everything that can be enjoyed way too much while lacking any moral core values. They also love to compare themselves to ancient romans, but they are smaller, wider in size, hairyer and less disciplined.

Are you a bad father? In Italy you're a hard working man too busy for family.

Betrayed your partner? In Italy, you're a romantic person falling for beauty.

You're a thief? In Italy, you simply a man who finds many things.

Betraying your brothers in ww1 'cuz you don't know loyalty?

In italy, you're a noble man.

Praising a fascist dictator taking over your country but not backing him up in the middle of a war 'cuz you got no balls?

No worries, in italy you're a simply a brave man fighting for freedom.

Getting pegged by greece in ww2, constantly needing german support?

Its okay, if you swich sides again to fall in your brothers back.

A): "Where you're from?"

B): "I'm italian!"
A): "Wow; I love ancient roman history! Bet you're good looking, fit, disciplined, loyal and romantic!"

B)"Umm... my mom makes great spaghetties!"

by PhallusEnormus November 23, 2021

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