taking a clit

Getting fucked by a clit so big, it is fuckable.

"I ended up taking a clit last night."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Teins

Daysha and shaws way of saying twins

We are Teins Frl

by All the names are taking March 6, 2025

teaing

the action of making or consuming tea, has a positive connotation

gurt: "twin i'm teaing it rn"
gerbert: "that's even steven asf bro congrats, enjoy the tea, wish i was there to pass around a fent blunt"
gurt: "type shit"

by dih_sprm_crmps April 18, 2025

Taking a Plex

Sometimes there is a perfectly good, maybe even brilliant, open source project to which some corporate bag-muncher decides to buy the rights and slowly, over the years, convert it into a fucking "earnings channel" by first requiring a cloud account to sign on, then progressively sliding a giant cucumber into your anus until ultimately, they start extorting you for money.

Oh, no, is someone taking a Plex on Audacity?

by The Means of Production May 16, 2025

Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment

A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!

by CGZXZ May 17, 2025

Telincidence

When what is occurring on television coincides with what is occurring in real-life at that very moment, in that very room. A television coincidence.

While we were watching the series Hell House, the power went out in the funeral home scene, during the viewing. A moment later, the power went out in our house… by far the most chilling telincidence of all time.

To whomever is reading this: this may seem to you like something that does not happen… but now that you have learned about it… it’s going to happen to you.

by mellie_mazz827 May 26, 2025

Taking a Squishii

When you take a shit and drink a red bull at the same time. Ultimate efficiency.

Every morning Patrick wakes up late and ends up taking a squishii - zero sugar only.

by RPP Wendell May 30, 2025