JC Taxed

When a girl is sexually assaulted by a wannabe gym bro

Damn did you hear that girl got JC Taxed on the weekend

by himmytron April 1, 2024

gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.

Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!

by stern633 July 9, 2025

Engram Tax

When a pass is intercepted or deflected it is reduced in quality because it was thrown at Evan Engram

Daniel Jones just threw another interception he is so bad! Nah mate Engram deflected it so u have to at Engram Tax

by Dannydimes January 3, 2021

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by melanie_luvs_y0u December 24, 2023

pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.

If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?

by QuacksO February 7, 2025