Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.

I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection

by Ausandy October 20, 2023

Swedish brick

A Volvo station wagon from the 100, 200, 700 or 900 Series.

Sven drove his Swedish brick to IKEA, picked up a new bed and listened to ABBA on the way home

by Robert Sanvagene October 25, 2023

Swedishn't

When a Swedish person isn't Swedish enough to be Swedish

Guy 1 : He doesn't sound Swedish at all!
Guy 2 : He must be retarded or Swedishn't

by Niggasinparis1 December 21, 2023

Swede Machine

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.

I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.

by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024

swende

its basically a slang for come from.

I swende from Sweden

by i4ba6g4rigt February 9, 2024

Swedish Bidet

A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.

My brother got too experience a swedish Bidet when my dad opened up the sewer connection.

by Haldoe November 15, 2023

Sweden

Very cool

Sweden is so cool

by Phil Angies November 20, 2023