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strawberry shortcut

Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first.
"Dude, I was pissed off at Cindy last night, so I totally gave her a strawberry shortcut."
"So... you punched her in the face?"
"Basically."
by calvin the curious January 11, 2008
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strawberry pie baby

When you are having sex with a pregnant chick, and you happen to poke the fetus inside her
Dustin was giving Kelly a strawberry pie baby, because he was poking the small skull of the little boy inside her.
by Archie and Mullet September 14, 2006
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strawberry

A burn on your body from a floor or something similarly hard.

Sometimes refered to as a Battle Wound.
"I got a huge strawberry from playing Volleyball"
"Dude, I got a strawberry from doing that obstacle course, shit sucks"
by VA'sFinest May 11, 2007
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starwars

the act of fingering a girl and/or getting a handjob. watching the movie star wars is not necessary
dude shane and his girl starwars'd last night in the basement
by J Mill June 3, 2007
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Strawberry

John's after Kathy's strawberry.
by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010
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Strawberry Milkshake

The act in which the male(during sex) cums in the woman's nose, and then punches her in the nose, therein creating a white/pink strawberry milkshake type liquid.
Dude, you need to control your bitch.

Bro, I gave that ho a strawberry milkshake, and she shut the fuck up after that.
by Skippy McSkankit October 9, 2006
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Strawberries

Strawberries are definately the ultimate sex food of all time and forever. Nothing is more sexy than someone eating a strawberry sexily. So take my advice- BRING STRAWBERRIES WHEREVER YOU MAY GO!
"Hey Spence, want a strawberry?"
"Hell ya! I mean strawberries are the ultimate sex food!"
by BRizzle March 14, 2004
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