Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

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by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020

stick meat

any type of meat served on a stick or skewer, obtained at a carnival, festival, or foreign land. Sometimes the meat itself is unknown, but grilled and delicous

Chowed down on some stick meat at the carnival

by you_nix April 4, 2010

Stick Shift Handjob

Its where you get a really hard handy like they are driving a stick shift with your cock. SUCKS!

"Milton did you fuck lauren last night?"
"No but she yanked the shit out of my dick, gave me a stick shift handjob. Man my dick is sore"

by frothyshoes March 12, 2012

stick rabbit

The male equivalent of a puck bunny or any male who watches hockey just to look at the players or cheerleaders. He couldn't care less about the score, he's just there for some eye candy.

Man, Harry is such a stick rabbit. All he does is look at Cam Ward because he thinks he's hot.

by iepicusername June 21, 2012

Stick your head in a bucket

1. To be so frustrated with someone that you want them to kill themselves.
2. To want someone to stop existing

Oh my god moron, go stick your head in a bucket

by LemonySnickets December 13, 2019

chill stick

another name for blunt.

guy1. yo, u wanna go back to the crib and light this chill stick?
guy2. yeah man, burn till we croak.

by joedogs February 8, 2007