Squid

Squid: A teen, or young adult who looks incredibly nerdy, or wears hideous clothing, but still manages to get the hot girls to date him.

Hey, you see that squid over there walking with that hot chick

Look at the big group of squids hanging out in zumiez.

by hohrmund December 9, 2019

Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes

Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.

by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019

squablywonkus

A noble pioneer, beautiful and brave. A symbol of freedom from the societal laws of acceptance, and overcoming great difficulties with aplomb, even when it seems all hope is lost.

"quoth the squablywonkus, 'This task seems more than I am capable...but I shall overcome!'"

by its_real_you_guys December 18, 2019

Squid

A big (bimbo) that is pretty gay tbh and likes sucking down (slimy crocodiles)

Joe, being the squid of the group, asked Dabe if he like to have some fun.

by xXB1MB0Xx January 10, 2020

Squabble

A noisy altercation or quarrel usually over petty matters.

So you’re standing on your block on a hot summer day waiting for the ice cream man to pull up and Teresita runs in front of you and steps on your fresh new J’s and you tell her “yooooo you’re tryna squabble or your tryna fight, which one?!”

by NYMamii January 16, 2020

Squid

A squid is a beastly beings who blow all of their savings to buy their dream bike to the point they can't afford a proper safety gear to match their dank ass bike. Usually rocking used Japanese sports bikes or even the latest Panigale in some countries. Riding with only a pair of denims and a t-shirt, some higher level squids even ride with flip flops.

These beastly beings, despite the lack of safety gear, are well equipped with the balls of professional stunt rider with a fraction of the skill. The compulsory stunts for them are burnouts and wheelies, and some stoppies occasionally.

Damn, that boi is such a squid. Seen him pulled a wheelie for a solid mile on his new Panigale V4R yesterday, he's still wearing the same old MS88.

by DenDenMushi January 17, 2020

squid

another slang for semen

" Did you hear? Someone has crazy sex in the gym storage room last night. It reeked of squid all over the mats"

by Sad Banana May 2, 2020