smashboat

Boat comes from the cockney 'boat race' i.e. 'face, and smashboat is therefore someone whose face is a mess, due to the ingestion of far too much alcohol or 'other'. The smashboat is a professional caner, and being a good smashboat takes hard work and usually a lot of money.

Alright, smashboat?

by JenniK August 4, 2003

smash cans

A game of exhibition involving a batter and a pitcher. The pitched object is a can, preferably one filled with a carbonated beverage. The object is to cause the most spectacular destruction of said can via contact with an official A-Rod bat.

Cheaper beverages are a must, such as Sam's Choice, available at Wal-Mart. A case is under $3 and it tastes like moldy ass, so destroying them is imperative.

"Reading sucks ass. Let's go smash cans."

by Artemis Clyde Frog May 15, 2006

smashed her dinner

forcing ones penis in the opposite sexs' anus while unexpected

Fat Todd got all drunked up last night, went over to his ol' ladys house and smashed her dinner!!!

by XXX_4X4 January 12, 2009

smashed whale shit

1) An analog used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. Possibly made in an attempt at sympathy --by an idiot.

Mr. Johnson: "Hi hon, what’s for supper? Have you seen my USB beer opener? Whoa! Honey! You look like a bag of freshly smashed whale shit."

Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”

by Naldistimo Von Mallen November 7, 2011

smashed analcado

The foul mess smeared around the anus and buttocks area after a heavy session of anal sex (often post-curry); resembling the consistency of smashed avocado.

She staggered to the bathroom, the air putrid, nursing a back-end smeared with smashed analcado.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

smash

a video game of Nintendo, Sega and namco caracters played on n64 gamecube wii/u and switch

me: lets smash
the girl takes her shirt off
me just grabed the switch

by basdre June 13, 2019

Throat smasher

A migit with 3 legs who has sex with large stuffed animals for pleasure and also worships the polley pocket as it's god. That eat grass and zebra cakes with olive oil and a dash of horseradish. They sleep in tubs of mayonaisse and maple syrup.

That darn throat smasher clan

by John Jacob hinkleminorschmit May 12, 2010