Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Pumpkin Slap

Having women's breast that's coated in pumpkin spice slap you harshly across the face.

Yeah man, every Halloween my brother is totally bruised from being pumpkin slapped!

by 420YoloMcSwaggins69 January 29, 2019

Udon Slap

When you go limp after sex with an Asian woman, and your dick is now like a big udon noodle and you slap it around her face and titties.

I blew it all over her tits and gave her an udon slap across the face

by Damian Lewis February 11, 2022

Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

by Dinertime July 20, 2016

Slap A Sticker

When someone is ready to come, pull out, jizz on the person's face and smack the fuck out of them.

Everyone knows that to make sure you stake your claim right, gotta Slap A Sticker on 'em. They'll never forget you.

by JoohnseyBoy78 June 10, 2021

Spiritual Slap

When you’re headed down a shitty path in life and get slapped with a spiritual awakening.

Shit I was just trying to live it up with a little vodka and meth, and then I got a spiritual slap with an out of body experience.

by AmyLane September 11, 2023

Glizzy Slap

When you and your homie and going to town on a woman and she grabs both your glizzy's at the same time and smacks them together causing the Glizzy Slap

"Me and my homie, were going to town on a girl last night. Was fun and games till she grabbed both our glizzy's and did the ol' faithful Glizzy Slap"

by BrodieJF May 11, 2021