When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
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I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
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A synonym for flea markets
Schlitz means slash or “long cut” but also has reference to cheap beer.
Sharten slang for “shit”
So the term means “Shit for shit”
A shitty hole in the wall flea market filled with shit.
Schlitz means slash or “long cut” but also has reference to cheap beer.
Sharten slang for “shit”
So the term means “Shit for shit”
A shitty hole in the wall flea market filled with shit.
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