Hot Scratch

A sexual act of the fisting and anal variety. More specifically a hot scratch involves someone inserting their fist into their own asshole or a friends asshole and slowly but firmly opening the hand so that they can scratch the inside of the anus with their fingernails whilst removing themselves from the vicinity.

Ali: "I fancy something a little more adventurous today Joe"
Joe: "Really how about a bit of anal fisting?"
Ali: "Chicken, I was thinking I could give you a hot scratch?"
Joe: "Saucy"

by anarchist598 April 13, 2010

Toilet seat

A toilet seat is a person that is so incredibly messed up that you can do anything you want to them at any given time. Including making them into your human toilet seat.

Hey Joe, you see that dude over there rolling around on the ground tripping his face off?

Yeah I see him.

I am about to make that dude my toilet seat

This whole bar is FILLED with Toilet Seats tonight.

by the dreidel October 26, 2013

bitch seat

The middle seat between two guys in the back of a car where the 'smallest' people are stuck to make more room in a small ride.

"Alright Toby, since you're the shortest and weigh the least you've got bitch seat for tonight."

by Tiger Whyte July 23, 2015

Take a seat

To catch a predator almost "in the act"

"Why don't you take a seat right over there"

by jazzhands123 January 19, 2019

scratch.mit.edu

A "coding" site for kids that is actually a sjw echo chamber. If you politely criticize the Black Lives Matter organization, you will get called ignorant, uneducated, racist, white supremacist, regardless of your race or level of education. If you say you don't support pride month, you'll get labeled as a homophobe and transphobe. If you are a conservative/trump supporter, you will get fried serverely. On top of that, in all 3 instances, you'll get banned.

Beware of this site. It doesn't actually promote coding. It's an echo chamber designed to promote their political cause.

anthony: i was just called a neo nazi on scratch.mit.edu since i was against defunding the police! not only that, but i was also banned!

josh: thats bc scratch is a sjw echo chamber site that doesnt actually care abt the well being of its users. lets cancel it!
anthony: great idea!

by dontworrykyoko October 30, 2020

scratchy

Something that is old or rusty looking is considerated scratchy. It can be a homeless person or a pure nerd or just one at heart, Huckleberry Finn is said to be the scratchiest book of all time.

That old man's chesterfield was rather scratchy.
I slept in and am looking rather on the scratchy side today.
Look at that scratchy boy's hair.

by Lala April 20, 2005

sniff a bicycle seat

to be unsuccessful, usually in a competitive endeavor; to lose, often under unfortunate or exasperating circumstances.

Al Gore got half a million more popular votes than George W. Bush in the 2000 election, but since Bush won more electoral votes that sent Bush to the White House and left Gore to sniff a bicycle seat.

by Anthony Brancato August 23, 2003