rusty nipple

a drink made from mixing whiskey and milk

"man all I have is whiskey and milk"
"that's cool dude, i'll have a rusty nipple"

by parsleypants March 31, 2021

rusty cannoli

The act of a woman defecating on one's penis, then inserting said poopdick into the vagina for an eventual creampie.

Everything was going great with the anal, until she pooped on me. I'ma get mines, though, so I gave her the rusty cannoli.

by themeatsweats May 6, 2019

RUSTY TUCKER

The act of a man fucking a person in the ass and when he pulls out with a shit covered dick he tucks it in between his legs to look like a woman.

Taylor performed a rusty tucker with Dom last night.

by Taytaygaygay July 21, 2023

rusty crankshaft

When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.

I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.

Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?

by Jose VanSpankMe November 10, 2018

Rusty loaf

A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.

What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?

by Flatline fister July 4, 2018

Rusty uppercut

The sexual act of tongue punching a girls fart box while simultaneously fisting her fish taco. (Vagina)

Bruh, Jenny was still gagging for it after rooting last night. Had to resort to the rusty uppercut.

by Your mate February 23, 2017

Rusty Gillespie

When a babe and/or (straight Ish/bi) bubba have their mouths on another man’s (usually a straight Alpha/Bull’s) natural, as-is (typically ripe, visibly dirty) tail pipe, as a service/respect, when the bull suddenly (purposefully or subconsciously) rips a massive (dry or wet) fart which is wholly forced into the butt lickers’ mouths or in their face. It’s disrespectful to try To avoid eating the farts , no matter how noxious or messy. It’s good To thank him.

It’s not unusual for a variety of reasons that a country boy learn early what a rusty Gillespie is and how powerfully the silent message of respect and/or submission is sent in this timeless right of passage taught usually by the boy’s father with the intention that the boy will service the father’s asshole with his smiling, eager to please mouth, and likely all the fathers friends if the boy shows a knack for this. My big strapping cornfed hard working burly pop who had this MASSIVE wide round hairy working man’s ASS. The level of stank and often the amount of tackiness from all that assjulce built up during his tough work sat and thick shit skits and dingle berries in dad’s butt hairs made training to be dads TP, buttsuck, and gas receptacle so challenging, nasty, AND rewarding. And the look of pride he had watching his best bud, a massive black meathead, squat daily on his young son’s flushed , confused, nauseated, scared face was lewd and encouraging, and demanding that giving that huge black stank tube a deep cleaning and that I ASK & beg for him to fart. I was a child prodigy BLACK rusty Gillespie player.

by Bull Ass Sniffer December 26, 2022