Red Mist

It Start's off with Squidward practicing playing the clarinet for a talent show, when a person knocks on his door and squidward open's it. That dude say's: "The Red Mist is coming" but squidward doesn't seem to really care. so he starts practicing the clarinet when he gets cut by Spongebob And Patrick are having fun outside and of course, he tells them to stop. next Squidward starts practicing it again, but it sounds like he is not even playing it, like chocking on it. it cuts to a scene where a concert was happening and people were going to it. in the concert squidward was shown under the curtains disturbingly had red-hyper realistic eyes. so did the people watching him play the clarient at the talent show. they quickly start booing when he plays it, even spongebob and patrick. it cuts to a scene showing squidward was covering his eyes in a weird moving orange background loop for close to a minute. next it cuts to a scene where he is on his bed looking forlorn for about 2 minutes. then it cuts to a scene where Squidward's face was very up close. he was just staring at the viewer. blinking. for, I don't know how long. then it goes to a wide angle, showing that he had a gun in his hand. few seconds later he immediately points it to his head, and shoots himself. it shows his body laying on the floor dead.

Dude Have you seen the lost episode of Spongebob SquarePants titled: "Red Mist"?

by Squidward Suicide March 19, 2022

red necks

Southern cracker who proudly flies the confederate flag because they are too ignorant to realize the confederates were the losers.

Those red necks need to go back to school and learn to fly a real flag.

by Heather Foerster May 5, 2005

The "Red Pill"

From the movie The Matrix. The choice between taking the Red Pill or the Blue Pill. To take the Blue Pill means to stay ignorant and live the same unfulfilling life of following the herd. To take the Red Pill means deciding to "wake up" and "go behind The Curtain". Once you see what the world really is you can never go "back to sleep". Realizing the we live in the Matrix. An computer so advanced that we think we're actually inside it.

I took The "Red Pill" , and everything I knew was a lie. I can now see everything for what it really is. Illusion.

by Oldsoul3000 May 3, 2018

red rider

When a guy is laying on his back and a chick with a heavy period is riding on top of him, and a bit of the menstrual blood leaks out from her pussy all over his stomach and sheets.

Ric: Yeah, I took this bitchin' ass chick home last night but she didn't tell me she was raggin. She was fuckin me on top and the next thing I know...
Hamilton:... oh no, she didn't...
Ric: Yep, fucking red rider all over my sheets! Bitch!!!

by Smoothie Smoothington July 11, 2006

red face

1. Person who is extremely embarassed.

2. Person who eats meat in a gratitious manner with the only purpose of angering and upsetting vegetarians.

1. The man is incontinent, of course he's a red face.

2. They had to cancel the PETA rally because a whole load of red faces pulled up and ate about 500 lbs of raw meat right in front of us.

by Kevin Frost April 10, 2004

red wings

Performing oral sex on and when a female is menstruating.

The novice rowing coach earned his red wings after eating out this sly bitch who said she wasn't on her period.

by Matt Meg Alan November 3, 2007

red berry

When you have sex for the first time and she bleeds all over the bed

Oh god major case of red berry.
You got red berry on your face

by Powbam October 19, 2008