Ass Pounder 

Male (may or may not be gay/bi) who masturbates by auto-anal penetration.

(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"

Ass Pounder by danw December 22, 2003

Pete Rose Pounder 

A guy who will have sex (or swing) at just about anything.

-You think he'll go home with that chick?
-No Doubt, he's a Pete Rose Pounder

Pete Rose Pounder by StephenTPorter June 24, 2008

a-pounding 

awesomely efficent gay sex. especially popular with the red headed community. Strictly doggie-style,and where the bent over partner acts as a table, accomodating the a-pounder to a variety of menial tasks. This surface or "table" can be used for a variety of reasons, whether to rest your scalding hot morning coffee or paint your masterpiece upon perchance?

That pseudo-irish fellow not only balanced my checkbook, but also gave me quite the a-pounding, I do say.

a-pounding by Ch!p July 24, 2008

east poundtown 

The strapping on of a rubber phalus by a woman and subsequent insertion of said phalus into her husband's anus. The woman is careful to disregard the man's wellbeing and satisfaction.

guy: "hey bill you look like your walking funny, everything all right?"

bill: "oh yeah my wife just took me to east poundtown last night."

guy: "dude thats gotta be the gayest thing ive ever heard."

east poundtown by newstylee March 7, 2008

anal pounded weasel 

a small weasel being raped analy while screaming " holy shit you cock sucker ! "

" damn that poor anal pounded weasel ..."

anal pounded weasel by imerplayer January 1, 2010

Poindextrose 

A chemical component of the sweat from a nerd, geek or dweeb; said to have pheromone-type properties. A bully, when unconciously exposed to this chemical, becomes enraged to the point of violence against the emitter.

Also, a portmanteau of 'Poindexter' and 'Dextrose'

Lisa Simpson extracted a sample of poindextrose from the school nerd, and wafted it in the direction of the bully.

Poindextrose by RulzC December 27, 2011

Pabst pounder

Pabst beer makes a 16 oz. can, when ordering one it is common to say "let me get a pabst pounder." 16 ounces makes a pound, and granted it is 16 fluid ounces, but one ounce of water is supposed to weigh one ounce, or so my high school educations says so.

let me get a pabst pounder

Pabst pounder by Milwaukee Mark January 28, 2005