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Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.
I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.
by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014
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Baby-dropper price

A price so good, mama drops the baby in shock.
"$.99 A pound for cherries?! That's a baby-dropper price!"
by Preacher-Man May 20, 2017
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Hurt Feelings Police

The “Hurt Feelings Police” are people who attack others with viewpoints opposing their own. This is typically found on social media when someone posts something that get’s deemed “controversial.” A lot of times this happens in things about LGBT+ people, people of color, other minorities, and politics.
"Hey man, I made this post about my views on the current president and sparked the Hurt Feelings Police."
by musicalqueerpunk May 14, 2018
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urban dictionary police

The process by which a seemingly random group people at the Urban Dictionary, without rhyme or reason rejects your brilliant, apropos, relevant, timely and eloquent definition of things begging to be defined.
Floozednightch: Such a brilliant word to describe a "gasoline powered turtleneck sweater." Talk about your relevance?! ..everyone's wearing one, everyone's talking about them, the stores can't keep them in stock, and they're all over social media!!! The garment begs for a single word definition! Dam you urban dictionary police!
by ribick November 5, 2018
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Minimum Environment Price

Price that the environment pays for every plastic product purchased by the world. It is measured as the time taken by the environment to decompose the plastic product.
A plastic bottle has an MRP of 1 USD. But a Minimum Environment Price of 200 years.
by Kingeresting November 22, 2019
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los angeles police dept

Los angeles police Dept. abbreivated at LAPD. is the police department of los angeles and has served the city since 1869. with 9,974 sworn officers as of 2020. they have 6,000 patrol vechicles often works with California Highway Patrol (CHP) the vechicles use mainly Ford explorers
I work for the Los Angeles police dept.
by Ilovecops September 21, 2020
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cai's police state

a discord server, a place where loving communism takes place, a place where the three police chiefs, liu, cai and kuang, never struggle to find ways to annoy, entertain and joke. featuring bruh, mongolian, skinty stick, trans twins, a cute couple, syrian refugee, twitch thots , wholesome gamer girls and a bunch of npcs.
"Are you in the cai's police state server? It's a bunch of mumbo jumbo! Yesterday, they changed the server profile to our lord and saviour, "EL RASHO MACUIN B)" but now it's just Toad and Toadette porn."
by doingurmom March 29, 2021
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