Strawberry Picker

the act of retrieving a bloody tampon from a girls vagina and fucking them til your cock falls off mid way through that horrific time of the month.

"Me and the fellas went strawberry pickin' last night and they were as ripe as veronica vaughns ass"

"Me mates call me strawb, short for strawberry picker, coz i pick heaps of strawberries"

by qball da blumpkin king April 20, 2018

Piccolo Dick

A very red, vainy penis.

Derrick: Hey man, did you hear? shawn has a piccolo dick!
Garret: Aw sick!

by Constable Jeevas April 6, 2009

pick the nose

The female version of masturbation

It's rare for a girl to admit to picking her nose.

by Ayre June 1, 2004

Pick your shit up boy

A phrase used when talking to a southern American, generally those described as rednecks and/ or idiots. For best effect, say in a hick American accent. Warning: known to make little boys cry.

1. Josh's mum: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" *Josh gets picking his shit up*

2. Jen: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" Josh: "SHE DIDN'T SAY BOY!" Jen: "uh huh sureeee she didn't"

by BLee1 August 25, 2009

pick me a winner

The act of either a) scratching your backside or b) re-adjusting your ball sack.

I've been loin clothing all afternoon, I need to pick me a winner - the machine for tonights draw is Lancelot, set of balls number 3

by Andross1978 April 24, 2009

U pick live

Means, "We smoke extremly large amounts of weed" in pothead terms.

Also WTF is up with mystery wall?

does anyone really give a fuck? no!

7 year old: Mommy, whats cocaine?

Mom: Uhh, why dont you go outside and play a nice game of hide and fork yourself

7 year old: Ok mommy

by USSR December 8, 2003

Pick up the spare

A bowling term referring to a woman with a sagging breast.

Shit, that woman has a saggy tit. Somebody needs to tell her to pick up the spare...

by DMasSC November 23, 2007