Piss on the dump

The act of urinating on a pile of fresh excrement. This is usually done by humans after they take a tremendous dump.

After a taking a tremendous dump, it's always important that you piss on the dump

by EIDT August 17, 2014

put the snapper on him

Gave him that good good, so damn good he dont want anything else from any other woman

Damn man since Calvin been with Sherly, he haven't been messing around. "She must have put the snapper on him".

by Awesome doodle 2355 September 6, 2014

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

by wouldaben January 15, 2011

pull a you on you

if I treated you as you treat me

If I pulled a you on you, you wouldn't like that shit

Don't get mad if I pull a you on you

by Endmeplease September 3, 2018

keep your pants on

Used to tell overly excited/angry people to calm down.

Person One: Bro, I ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the hell is it?!?
Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming.

Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off?
Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.

Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!

by welcometoforever March 9, 2015

I have the power of god and anime on my side

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019

put the pussy on the chain wax

A nonsense phrase that one attempts to parlay into a popular expression. From the "Key and Peele" show.

"Yo, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."

"Say what?"

"I said, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."

"I think you just making stuff up, dog."

by Kit Marlowe December 18, 2013