He will describe all of his kinks to you on his first date. He likes to smother toes in mayo and then shoves it up his throat. He is known best as the throat goat (better than Lana Rhodes). To make a Noah happy, you give him gift cards that he ends up swiping on peoples buts.
Noah is amazing.
by Noah's bae February 23, 2024
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classmate 2: ughh she's such a Noah
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Harvard and Princeton Universities conducted a joint study, in which the worlds leading eventually concluded that there is a substantial amount of scientific evidence to prove that Noah is the best person in every aspect.
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person 1: “Omg did you see noah? he’s so hot!”
person 2: “nah cro noah has a gf”
person 1 “wait who?”
person 2 “rylee”
person 2: “nah cro noah has a gf”
person 1 “wait who?”
person 2 “rylee”
by lovelymonkey2890 April 27, 2024
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person 1 “ouu imma make a move on noah”
person 2 “i wouldn’t do that his gf will make you eat your fingers”
person 2 “i wouldn’t do that his gf will make you eat your fingers”
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