meat flaps

Same as Meat Curtains. Also known as "roast beef". When a chicks pussy lips are too long and they flap in the breeze like dumbo ears.

That bitch has some nasty meat curtains.

by spankme March 17, 2003

meat

-someone who is the recipiant of a nastly two-strike breaking pitch in the dirt for strike three and is sent back to the dugout in shame.

(Manny Ramirez swings and misses at Tim Lincecum's 12-6 curve ball)
-Grab some pine, meat.

by cgp24 September 21, 2009

booty meat

possibly the stupidest way of describin a broad with a nice ass, booty was better, came from the song booty meat by soulja boy

girl shake dat booty meat
dat booty meat
dat booty meat
dat booty meat
GIRL!

by arabthug121 August 30, 2007

meat doughnut

the butthole or anal sphinctor

She stuck her finger in my Meat Doughnut and I said "Fuck you ya camel toed bitch!"

by Seth Perry July 21, 2008

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

Jaggal Meat

When one cums in an envelope 20-40 times then mails it to someone.

Dude who the $%#@ sent me this Jaggal Meat in the mail. That shit smells horrible!

by Miniz March 15, 2007

meat wash

the act of oral sex as performed on a male, blow job

Jill: "I'm not in the mood for the old in-out, in-out tonight."
Jack: "Then could I at least get a meat wash?"

by drummist July 4, 2006