Megan 

Megans are beast and so fucking funny. If you ever meet one, you can tell because they are damn sexy and hott as hell. Don't ever get a Megan mad, because they came be bitchy when they want to. YOU WILL FUCKING LOVE HER <3

She so has a Megan personality and looks! Damn that girl is as sexy as any Megan!

Megan by vickieboo:) June 15, 2011

Mechanic 

{noun}

Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.

Person A to person B: That scheming fool of a mechanic tried to convince me that my brake pads needed replacing, when i went to get my oil changed. I just put new ones on!

Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!

Mechanic by johnny mc awesome January 4, 2011

Mechanicsville, Md 

A nice little city. Lots of restaurants and stores. Kind people who do not drink a lot. And full of people who will become life long friends.

Mechanicsville, MD is a great place for a family!

Mechanicsville, Md by That_girl_from_ MD November 18, 2011

Super Mechanic 

What real mechanics call a back yard mechanic that thinks he knows more than he actually does, super mechanic redneck cars

Robert Parker, Jr. is a super mechanic.

Super Mechanic by wvgirl9142 March 14, 2012

samantha meehan 

Samantha Meehan is a girl who is most likely Irish. Her last name is Irish, and has a lot of history behind it. Her first name derives from a Greek suffix -antha- meaning "Flower". She may doubt herself, but she Is very kind to her friends. Soem may say she is very attractive, and athletic, but sometimes she just needs to relax. Please, for your sake, don't be on her bad side. She can be sadistic, and cruel. And she can hold a grudge for forever. If she has brown eyes and brown hair, she will most likely think of herself as average, and not good enough. This however, isn't true. She is loud, energetic, and enthusiastic about what she likes. If you were ever rude to a Samantha like this, or doubted and judged her, good luck.

-Is that Samantha Meehan? I really like her!
~Why?! She almost killed me!

samantha meehan by Omega_Nerd7 February 20, 2017

Defense Mechanism 

When you’re in a large crowded area with the girl of your dreams and are walking, slowly and she asks a tough question. You go to slide your hand deep into her anus to soften the blow and she clenches her cheeks and grabs your hand. Her prevention is a defense mechanism.

Definition #2 : a condom

I went over to her house & could feel her juices flowing and then she whipped out a condom, what type of a defense mechanism is that bullshit.

Defense Mechanism by Sir Sauce September 19, 2018