Math

Mental attack to humans.

Guy 1: What's math?
Guy 2: Mental attack to humans.

by SupaDumb April 20, 2024

St math

This game where a penguin helps you learn math stuff, except there's a twist!! You ONLY get a couple tries before you're FORCED to restart your entire progress. It doesn't matter if you were one away from finishing a level, you still have to do the whole thing over. but its part of the reason I love penguins, and I like the nostalgic flash game art style.

"my teacher made me play St math. I had to play Black Ops' "

by The 23rd Maple tree September 15, 2025

liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.

Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."

by mrbean34 March 29, 2014

Math

math with quotations means meth, but less knowable, so you can snort it in the middle of math class, with no one knowing.

ay, Charles, let's go do "math" after school! I need my fix,

by kemeheme23 September 2, 2022

Math

The most painful thing that can ever, you will be painfully forced into for your entire life

All math must die

by 1val March 23, 2021

Darryls Math

Someone who under exaggerates. You need to take that number and multiply it by 4.

Hey Darryl how many skanks did you bang this month? " I fucked 3 bro" . Now we have to assume, Darryls Math. He banged 12 skanks.

by The kreeateor April 22, 2020

noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper

harsaaj: Abhinav and Raghav are noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

by jijun't April 30, 2020