Liberal

A person who believes that the only way to a healthy society is oppose everything that may be normal. See also: Hipster

Oh, because I am a liberal, I believe that vaccines can cause retardism, but you know, just ignore my stupidity.

by BobbyHi11 February 4, 2015

fookin laser sights

In video games, when a player is using a weapon with laser sights as an attachment and you get shot by that weapon, it isn't uncommon to use the phrase. It is used when you are partially blinded on the screen by the sight, or all you can see is the sight from behind cover.

You can also replace the word fookin with either shitty, op, cancerous..

Player 01: "I just got killed by the douche with fookin laser sights!"

Player 02: "You must be pretty shit then.."

by VapeLordSmoke November 4, 2017

liberals

cry baby snowflakes who need safe places, sanctuary's and therapy because they lost.
they come from an ara of participation awards and everything being handed to them.

Person one: hey did you see the liberals blocking the road?
person two: yeah i hit there dumb asses
person one: how many?
person two: 13, there worth 50 points each!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by world of tanks GOD February 28, 2017

Laser Jesus

when somebody says laser jesus they mean a speed control camera. the word itself comes from the ancient sayings that jesus saved a lot of lives. Laser Jesus = a version of jesus that saves lives through laser beams.

GPS: "Laser Jesus coming up in 150 yards, slow down."

by Hakif July 29, 2009

Liberal

A person who knows better than everyone else. Can often be found enlightening others on how they should live their life.

Gwen:"you really should go to the farmers market, it's the best."

Ralph:"fuck off Gwen. Liberal."

by Judly August 20, 2013

Operation Iraqi Liberation

A myth of Operation Iraqi Freedom devised by the left wing propogandists to con the American public into thinking the operation initials were OIL. Actually, they are OIF. Wishful thinking.

Liberal: Wow look Operation Iraqi Liberation, the initials are OIL. Case closed!
Conservative: Actually, it's Operation Iraqi Freedom.

by Shortyafter November 12, 2004

Stupid Liberals

term used by idiot republicans to describe those who disagree with their opinions

Bill O'reilly: and so you see those Stupid Liberals are stupid because they want to give money to hurricane victims, i say let them drown, it'll be less of a leech on the welfare system, god those are some stupid liberals.
Next up how to care for your 16 year olds little miracle, and to think those Stupid liberals want to kill the innocent fetus'
Stupid Liberals

by Ultra Boy January 13, 2009