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Jim Joyce

A. To get something very that is very obvious wrong.

B. To screw something up very badly.
A. 2+2=7? Way to Jim Joyce the hell out of that math problem.

B. He tried to build his IKEA desk without the instruction manual and totally Jim Joyced it.
by Rockwell Sweaters June 3, 2010
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Joystick

When a man rubs the head of his penis with his thumb repeatedly to keep it erect.

Resembles what it looks like when one is playing on a game system like N64 or XBOX.

Also used as a verb
Dude, Stacy was taking her sweet time to get undressed, so I had to start to do the joystick.

Before I met up with Jill, I had to joystick my dick to keep it in prime condition.
by joysticklover March 23, 2008
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Joyce

A sexy girl with a loving body she is attracted to everyone. Joyce can steal ur boyfrnd in no time. When she enters ur room you lose control and feel like doing sex with her.
by By:sexy girl March 30, 2020
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Joyal

A big booty boi who can't talk to girls, but attracts guys like bees to honey. He's a nonce and proud, a solid fullback with social anxiety. He's a big boi with big moobs. He puts Kim Kardashian to shame with his curves. He is the (gay) pride of the United Kingdom. Legends say he can take up to 6 pee pees in one go, even from the likes of Stiby (who packs a micropenis)
"She has phat cheeks, but not quite a Joyal level"
by TheNotoriousNonce March 9, 2020
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Joyce Lyn Winter

1. Uber-Gorgeous, cute, and very friendly.
1. That girl is such a Joyce Lyn Winter.
by John October 23, 2004
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joystick master

noun/adj.
Some fagbag who can't go for an hour car ride without playing a computer game on his laptop, which can only be played via headset while sitting in the backseat to provide ultimate reaction space. This person is usually above the adult age of 24 yet thinks hes pretty smooth wearing those roller skate shoes that 7 year olds whip around on. Also, they generally have no conversational skills at all, thus resulting in constant movie quotes at social gatherings such as dinner.
Steven was a total joystick master last night. He had a drink at the bar then said he felt sick and left, probably to go converse with other final fantasy members via internet.
by Ultimate Joystick Master August 14, 2006
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joygasm

Used almost exclusively as sarcasm, this term is an expression of extreme dissatisfaction and/or disappointment.
"Great, I gotta work tonight. Fucking joygasm"
by grandjoke September 28, 2008
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