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Jonathan Jonathan Johnson

JJJ for short. He is the most infamous villain in town. He is better than you and you know it. You guys might hate him but haters gonna hate JJJ is the goat.
Jonathan Jonathan Johnson just stole my girlfriend

“I love Jonathan Jonathan Johnson ”
“ he’s so hot”

“ he’s mine”

“ no he’s mine!”
by Glynop August 30, 2023
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Tiffany Johnson and Nicki Candelaria

An unstoppable duo, whose adventures consist of things including:
Giant moths
Male and Female Plugs
Echoing drum sets
Disgusting coffee from Denny's.
Drinking too much energy juice
Making each other go to dances/ ride horses
Calling each other sluts
Walking to the Snak Shak and getting shitty malts.
Being the best friends we can be to each other.
Dude, Tiffany Johnson and Nicki Candelaria are pretty fucking crazy when they're with each other!
by FrostbittenxEminence December 24, 2008
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shafeelya johnson

a fake name like haywood jablome, mike hunt, and ben dover.
((hey would yah blow me?, my cunt, and bend over))
shafeelya johnson - she'll feel yah johnson
johnson as in penis. : lmao
i think my friend made that name up, i dont knoww. lol
*(guy calls me)*

him- hey!
me- heey!!
him- this girl added your boyfriend on myspace last night and was like talking to him.
me- really?
him- yeahh!, her name is shafeelya johnson!
me- ...(i didnt say anything but i knew something was up cause of how he said shafeeelya)
him- yeah have you met her yet?
me- uhm noo.
him- do you get it, she'll feel your johnson..
me- yeah i got that like two minutes ago!?
him- sure you did.
me- your just jealous cause i got it the first time. ha
him- nuh uh well here your boyfriend wants to talk to you..

(i start talking to my boyfriend, im a girl bythewayy)
by im not giving my name, October 18, 2008
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James johnson

by Ohmyshitballz November 14, 2017
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oregon city jumpman johnson

A term used in Oregon City, Oregon for the act of running down a set of bleachers while squirting feces out when you jump to mirror the fetal position. The feces can be liquid or log form. This is a common practice for young kids in Oregon City when they are methed out. A common result of this is when you get the real stanky leg, or drippy stanky leg.
Jordan does the Oregon City Jumpman Johnson everyday that ends in Y.
by IownYou24 July 16, 2009
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betsey johnson

Damn that hoe had that Betsey Johnson game on point last night!
by DookieBooty512 September 1, 2015
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Cole Johnson

A faggot who watched gay porn and acts gay cause he is
Broo that is a total Cole Johnson move
by Frontier fake bitches October 28, 2019
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