facebook jesus

when miracles happen via facebook you thank your online savior.

I never have to talk to that girl again b/c she saw my tagged pics on facebook. Thank you facebook Jesus.

by matt5000 June 28, 2010

club jesus

(Noun). Christian church.

"what R U doing this sunday?" Oh, I'm going to the club. "What club?" Club Jesus!!!

by PartyGuy(C) May 31, 2007

black jesus

Well yes there is very little chance that jesus was white, but it is unlikely he was black. All the other people putting, " he was from the middle east and jewish so he was black". Just because he was not white and was a darker race doesnt mean he was black! Thats like saying im white and thus whiter than a black guy i could be counted as chinese!

"Hey. Jesus was not white, so he can be ay other race he wants to be :P Black jesus"

I had to put an example and couldnt think what to write.

by stinkyskunkedmonkeys December 4, 2010

Jews For Jesus

Messianic Jews, Jewish Christians, etc.

The term comes from a Messianic Jewish organization founded by the late Moishe (ne Martin, 1932-2010) and Celia Starr Rosen. Called "Jews for Jesus", the organization is a 501(c)3 Messianic Jewish ministry which is often targeted for vile persecution by groups such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.

by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011

jesus pizza

Amazing pizza! SO good that it must have some part of jesus in it. Just a bit at least. No good without the dipping sauce.

Dude, lets go to Twice the deal to get some jesus pizza.

by Scott Urquhart June 25, 2007

The Redneck Jesus

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.

"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."

by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 29, 2006

Jesus Beats

Jesus beats is a term used when music relative to the gospel of Jesus Christ is being played

Lecrae: I'm bumpin dees Jesus Beats whenever they seein me.
People lookin all confused, cuz every one of my tunes is screamin Jesus peeps

Anyone playing Christian music = Jesus Beats

by Audaciamusic June 13, 2011