Balotelli 

A top lad and a certified initiator of grade A banter. A Balotelli also often bears an uncanny resemblance to your typical dinosaur.

TV: 'Mario Balotelli has burnt half his house down after setting off fireworks in the bathroom. Lad.'

Balotelli by Sellforweather January 2, 2012

the balotelli syndrome 

a feeling or situation of being unfairly judged regardless of what you do.
can also be used to describe a feeling that the universe is against you and you will be misunderstood no matter what you do

it just seems like I have The Balotelli Syndrome everyone seems to hate me!

why do bad things always happen to me! why always me! i'm surely having the balotelli syndrome

the balotelli syndrome by beneni October 12, 2019

Mario Balotelli 

A soccer player that plays for the very rich team manchester city. Despite manchester city owning all the money of the world they havint won any trophy in 25 years, so they bought mario balotelli in hope to win a trophy, but Mario balotelli is just another bitchy player that get's angry and kinda emo everytime he get substituted. he get pissed at everyone and leave's the stadium at the same moment he get's changed out.

mario balotelli comes from Italy.

Hey chap, where Mario Balotelli?

He went home....

Rofl alrdy?

yeah.

Mario Balotelli by ibrahim ROFLBERG March 11, 2011

Brotelligence 

The standard "knowledge" of the common forum bodybuilder. Usually connotating the idiocy and anti-science dogma of bodybuilders who trust their "good bro".

The brotelligence at elite fitness is astounding.

Brotelligence by Ex_banana-eater September 7, 2004

Balmelli

Meaning creative genius. One who is charismatic and posses the ability to energize a room or atmosphere. Has the ability to inconspicuously turning any situation into a positive one.

The room was dead until you walked into the room you just did a Balmelli!

Balmelli by gbalmelli October 16, 2008

balltillion 

Balltillion is larger than infinity.

“Same buttt like times balltillion.”

balltillion by Username1919191919 October 29, 2023

Baldelli 

adj. extremely soft; not hard.
one is "Baldelli" when they pretend to be "hard" but in all reality are actually soft and brittle.
Everything Baldelli is usually found within the area code 724

Yo Kev, I was hittin skins with this bitch last night, but I was too drunk and my cock got Baldelli after 5 minutes.

Baldelli by lulubug3939393 February 24, 2010