j0k#r's definitions

Jesus FC

A term used by football enthusiasts in lieu of "Jesus Fucking Christ" whenever someone misses a really easy shot. Originally used to refer to Gabriel Jesus, but now can be used to refer to any player

Jesus FC, how does Balotelli miss that?

by j0k#r October 29, 2019

Samar

An extremely old person, out of touch with reality, usually carries a cane even though he doesn't need one

Jesus Christ, Mark is such a Samar

by j0k#r April 25, 2019