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Jesus FC
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A term used by football enthusiasts in lieu of "Jesus Fucking Christ" whenever someone misses a really easy shot. Originally used to refer to Gabriel
Jesus
, but
now
can be used to refer to any
player
Jesus
FC
, how does Balotelli
miss
that?
Jesus FC
by
j0k#r
October 29, 2019
Samar
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An extremely old person, out of
touch
with
reality
, usually carries a
cane
even though he doesn't need one
Jesus
Christ
,
Mark
is
such a
Samar
Samar
by
j0k#r
April 25, 2019