Humboldt, Iowa

An epic, yet small town in northwest Iowa. It was home to the famous wrestler Frank Gotch. It's High School mascot is the wildcat. The town is full of people that would just love to take you into their home and rape you. So watch out.

I got raped in Humboldt, Iowa.

by hardwell69 June 19, 2011

iono

what people who are too thick to type 'i don't know' use

iono if i'm a buggery tosser

by SEX IS FUN!!!!!! February 4, 2004

iodizedsalt

bad mother fucker

bow down

"i am iodizedsalt"

by killah February 17, 2004

Iowa City

Southeastern Iowa town home to the University of Iowa (which has the dubious distinction of being one of the top party schools in the nation, which translates to drunken assholes falling all over each other and vomiting), rich girls from Chicago who fake bake until they glow orange, and alcoholism. Your first three years in Iowa City will be spent partying until you drink so much you start having DTs in class, and then you will drop out and start working at Procter and Gamble. After you realize that Iowa City is nothing but a really fun college town, and every asshole is the same, you will start running away (only to run into Cedar Rapids which is shittier and smells like oats).

You can look forward to football traffic in the fall along with drunken assholes who commit every campus crime in the book. The first snow never gets plowed off of the road and since salt doesn't work in -40 degrees, they don't bother laying it.

Snobby artsy emo types, spoiled Chicagoans and douchey jocks with beer bellies welcome.

Amid the bars in the ped mall (in downtown Iowa City), after ISU/Iowa game:

UI Student: Hawkeyes rule!
ISU Student: No way, Clones rule!
UI mob: Fuck you, asshole! ::drunkenly beats the everloving shit out of ISU student::

by IhateIC May 20, 2009

sigma iota sigma

The ugliest sorority ever to exist.

EVER.

Holy shit! Did you see that whale?
What whale? oh! That's not a whale, that's a sigma iota sigma.

by argleblargle March 30, 2011

I.O.P.C.

Gangsters that live on the Isle of Palms and throw moltov cocktails into cop cars and cause extreme mischief in this area. Isle of Palms Clique. The most feared gang in the lowcountry of SC

"I'm so scared that those I.O.P.C. boys are going to run up on us and off all of us!"

by Tha Cowboy (6'2") April 19, 2009

ionesc

to be damn sexy and wanted by all girls :P

that guy is almost as handsome as ionesc

by German May 13, 2005