A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.
Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(
by I Animate June 19, 2021
by anxious stapler January 22, 2022
Person 1: Dawg turn around I see something in yo ear bruh
Person 2: *Turns around*
Person 1: Your ears are bleeding, your ears dirty as fuck
Person 2: *Turns around*
Person 1: Your ears are bleeding, your ears dirty as fuck
by Saan! July 23, 2022
by Swaggyobservationalist July 17, 2021
n. A gay boy who wears flamboyant pants and an earring on his right ear to attract same sex partners.
v. To have homosexual intercourse.
v. To have homosexual intercourse.
Did you see his pants? He's totally a right ear wonder.
His earring made think about right ear wondering him.
His earring made think about right ear wondering him.
by jsdick100 October 24, 2022
While Mrs.Bacon was giving Abe Lincoln a rimjob, the sly devil that he is he accidently slipped her the rusty ear-plug
by flappybob420 February 19, 2008
A phrase used to express one losing their virginity or growing up.
It refers to the cat ears in certain animes (ex: Loveless) that most children have. It is said that these ears fall off once the child loses their virginity thus growing up and seen to as an adult by society.
It refers to the cat ears in certain animes (ex: Loveless) that most children have. It is said that these ears fall off once the child loses their virginity thus growing up and seen to as an adult by society.
by BabyRuRu November 12, 2010